Attack of the Animal Rights Movement!

Dario Ringach an assistant professor at UCLA, who has conducted laboratory research using animals has been assaulted at his home by animal rights activists. Apparently they threw fire crackers at his house, yelled over a megaphone, and planted Molotov cocktails at other faculty houses, threatening to burn the houses to the ground.

How come the craziest, psychotic rights activists are fighting for animals? Why aren?t they fighting against the Bush administration, or big corporate tycoons? You don?t hear much about the crazy civil rights activists threatening to burn congressman?s houses down. What is it with animals that makes them go nuts?

Ringach succumbed to the threats and stated, ?Effectively immediately, I am no longer doing animal research,” he finally wrote in an e-mail to his persecutors, pleading to be left alone. “Please don’t bother my family anymore. ” It is believed that the activists are now going after that guy Farmer John.

The activists are now using the internet to spread their word to others unlike the old days when meetings had to be called and motivation had to be conducted through spoken word. They now even have how-to lists explaining the most effective ways to fight against animal abusers. Jerry Vlasik, the former vivisector turned spokesman for the North American Animal Liberation Press Office. Vlasik has repeatedly advocated for using “whatever force against animal research scientists necessary. ”

“If killing them is the only way to stop them,” he said in a telephone interview, “then I said killing them would certainly be justified. ” They?re really serious about these fucking animals.

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